Invitation Portfolio

I recently advertised my invitation writing services on twitter, but realized that unless you had been invited to some of the very swanky parties to which I have written invitations, you would really have no idea of my qualifications. I thought it only appropriate to provide a few recent examples:

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V. invites you to an evening of laissez-faire grinning and hilarious guilt-free mutilation. 
10PM, March tenth.
Your children will be fine.

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Alphonse. 4th Annual Velvet Abattoiree. You.
This year's theme: "Trouble the Small." 
10:10/10

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Limn House invites you to an evening of fine wine and friends.
GORDON WILL BE THERE.
5/5/10 7:00PM

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Mr. Zaroff cordially invites you to the Grand Opening of
Club: Zafari!
Ladies will be free until 10:00.

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Come visit everyone who loves you.
There will be no knives.
4/07/10 11:00 PM

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PLEASE
1am tonight

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Comments

[Marcus Aurelius]

Man, Gordon's ALWAYS there.

[Burning]

YES

[freelance writing jobs]

thank you so much!