I recently advertised my invitation writing services on twitter, but realized that unless you had been invited to some of the very swanky parties to which I have written invitations, you would really have no idea of my qualifications. I thought it only appropriate to provide a few recent examples:
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V. invites you to an evening of laissez-faire grinning and hilarious guilt-free mutilation.
10PM, March tenth.
Your children will be fine.
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Alphonse. 4th Annual Velvet Abattoiree. You.
This year's theme: "Trouble the Small."
10:10/10
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Limn House invites you to an evening of fine wine and friends.
GORDON WILL BE THERE.
5/5/10 7:00PM
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Mr. Zaroff cordially invites you to the Grand Opening of
Club: Zafari!
Ladies will be free until 10:00.
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Come visit everyone who loves you.
There will be no knives.
4/07/10 11:00 PM
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PLEASE
1am tonight
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Man, Gordon's ALWAYS there.
Posted by: Marcus Aurelius | March 02, 2011 at 01:45 PM
YES
Posted by: Burning | April 30, 2011 at 02:46 PM
thank you so much!
Posted by: freelance writing jobs | January 30, 2012 at 07:33 AM