The Snow/Zombie/Feces Triad

Ten ways in which snowflakes are like zombies are like animal droppings:

1. Each one is unique
2. They often show up when you least expect it
3. They seem to be everywhere these days
4. One is okay, two is fine, three is pushing it, and four or more is too many
5. Masses of them are best dealt with using a specially modified shovel
6. Driving on them is a messy, dangerous, and altogether nightmarish ordeal, and those who enjoy the experience are probably unbalanced
7. Scraping frozen ones off your car in the morning is no fun
8. Having them melt into a shallow wet smear is preferable to having large heaps of them lying around 
9. Leisure activities in which they are required to be underfoot can sometimes be entertaining to watch, but only in a coliseum-like, slow-decay-of-civilization way.
10. You can eat them, but probably shouldn’t

Comments

[Marcus Aurelius]

I find your logic faulty, sir!

Both zombies and snow are good eating!

[Carson]

That was worth the wait.

[Burning]

Snow is delicious eating!!

[Katie-wa]

I think someone's tired of snow and has taken up playing Left For Dead 2 to ease the monotony...

Just a guess. But I love snow. (And L4D2)

[Je Reve]

Snow may be delicious, but I've read that zombies are not. (I'm not even going to the third one.)

[Enna Isilee]

So true, so true. But I would have mentioned something about the smell.

Yummy.