- Failed experiments are often difficult to explain, socially
- Fed-Ex does not recognize "Hands, Arms and Torso, Me" as a valid delivery adress
- It's difficult to find and keep janitors
- You can only realistically keep one test tube in storage
- If there's a fire, choosing what bits to save involves using a knife
Heh heh.
What happened to your arm?
Uuh...
Posted by: Mud | April 26, 2008 at 11:46 AM
6. Do you really want to live at work?
7. Mutant children. (wait, that could be cool...)
8. Sounds too much like "lavatory"
9. The truly successful outsource--use someone else's body!
Posted by: the wife | April 26, 2008 at 03:30 PM
Hee hee.
Posted by: Taiger | April 28, 2008 at 06:39 PM
I miss the Friday Fives. They used to be so regular...
Posted by: flyyhigh | May 04, 2008 at 05:20 AM