The five best places to hide from me

...if you suspect I'm hunting you down for your unique pelt

1. Any Sports Bar not in Ohio
2. Inside any of Norwegian Prime Minister Jens Stoltenberg's cabinets
3. The Annals of History (again, any of them)
4. The basement abattoir of "The Quilted Bear"
5. Inside a net on my doorstep

Comments

[the wife]

Nice try! We're so not falling for number 5 a second time.

[Q]

I'm not too worried, because you should be running away from me...

[Burning]

I swear my pelt's not that unique.

(Aah. There are the old Annals of History...I'm glad I found you guys.)

[Felicity]

Ahh! I might need to worry about my family because of 1. ;)