Five Reasons To Try Silence For Once

1. You'll be more difficult to stalk
2. It could give you a moment to gauge whether anyone is actually interested in what you've been saying (HINT: they aren't)
3. You might be able to make some sense of the constant whispering you've been hearing from just above and behind your right ear
4. It may keep your brain from going into complete atrophy. I've heard thinking can be very rewarding.
5. All the chatter is actually kind of embarrassing for everyone who cares about you, and even a few of us that don't. So just take a breath, okay? It's getting a little sad.

Comments

[MArcus Aurelius]

I appreciate that this is only implictly directed at me.

Thank you.

[Enna Isilee]

I know quite a few people who could benefit from reading this. But none of them would actually listen.

[Taiger]

You're talking about me, aren't you Enilee. *sniffle*

[Q]

*silent*

[Katie-wa]

I've tried this silence stuff and to my embarrassment, it's all true.

[Burning]

. . .

[Burning]

My Five Least Favorite Things People Have Said To Me: (Reading an old Friday Fives.)

5. "Put down the cookie."
4. "The molten red crayon lava will cool in a second!"
3. "He has a one way digestive system."
2. "Today, we'll be preparing for standardized testing."
1. "You don't exist."

You can't make this stuff up. Number 1 made me cry.