- "You're disgusting."
- "Do you have someone to video the birth already?"
- "I can tell already that little nipper won't be born dead."
- "Organs or meat?"
- "Wow. Hard pregnancy, huh?"
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How about:
Is that a tumor or are you just fat?
Posted by: Heidi S | January 19, 2008 at 06:59 AM
Wow. I guess I am a freak.
Posted by: Q | January 19, 2008 at 10:54 AM
Wow, those are some certainly obvious things you shouldn't say. ;)
Posted by: maribeth_kayla | January 20, 2008 at 12:57 PM
It was funny when people didn't dare to ask someone I knew whether she was pregnant because they were afraid she was just fat. (She was pregnant.)
Posted by: flyyhigh | January 21, 2008 at 03:17 AM
Ironic, again. Don't ask me to elaborate because I don't really feel like it.
Posted by: Enna Isilee | January 21, 2008 at 10:09 AM
Was it an accident?
You think YOU feel sick, let me tell you about the time I had stomach flu...
Ah, suck it up, women have been having babies for thousands of years. It can't be that hard.
My friend had this HORRIBLE pregnancy and labor. A real living nightmare. Let me tell you about it...
You're tired? Just go for a nice invigorating walk outside and you should perk right up.
Posted by: the wife | January 21, 2008 at 09:30 PM
"You know, they've figured out what causes that..."
"Eew! That reminds me of that movie The Fly."
"So, who's the father?"
"Here, have some sushi. It smells great!"
"Ugh! You have HOW MANY MORE months?"
Posted by: Laura | January 22, 2008 at 03:40 PM
I like Laura's.
Posted by: Q | January 22, 2008 at 04:37 PM
My good friend had her first baby sixteen (!) weeks early. Luckily her darling little girl survived with only minimal effects.
One day, while her baby was still weighing less than two pounds and living 40 miles from mom and dad in the NICU, a well meaning (horrible) woman told her that she was lucky she only had to be pregnant for five months.
You can't make this stuff up.
Posted by: Heidi S | January 22, 2008 at 05:49 PM
This is rather random. But, then again, most things on this site are. We really are all freaks.
"Oooooh... Tough luck."
"It still hasn't been born?! How much bigger could it get?"
"Are you as deppressed as all other women are?"
Posted by: Ellenboro | January 27, 2008 at 06:54 PM
You know, I'm going to stop checking this pretty soon unless you update. Of course, that could be your very intention. Because you couldn't possibly have anything better to do with two children and a wife on tour than update your blog. Surely not.
Posted by: Q | February 10, 2008 at 05:35 PM