(not to be read aloud)
- Hastur, Amorphous Lord of The Spaces Between Stars
- Nyogtha, Haunter of the Red Abyss
- Cthulhu, Lord of R'lyeh and Bringer of Solstice Cheer
- Squeetus, She-Who-Oinks-In-Darkness
- Celine Dion, Worm-Mother and Charnel Toad
Hastur? Hastur?! Haster... Huh. I can't reall--
*Hurk* *Urghl* Gtch.
Guuhhh....
Posted by: Marcus Aurelius | December 14, 2007 at 02:45 PM
Ack! CPR!
I was right!
Posted by: Q | December 14, 2007 at 06:24 PM
I happen to like Celine.
Posted by: Taiger | December 15, 2007 at 01:39 PM
*huddles by Taiger and glares in dean's general direction*
ha.
Posted by: Faith | December 15, 2007 at 10:28 PM
And I can't help but wonder how pleased S-Q-U-E-E-T-U-S was when she read this... (Note that I did not just say that; I spelled it, because I didn't want to end up like poor Marcus Aurelius.)
Posted by: Q | December 17, 2007 at 02:46 PM
oink.
Posted by: the wife | December 17, 2007 at 08:23 PM
I smell bacon.
Oh, and toad-in-Dean's-frying-pan. I mean, toad-in-a-hole.
Posted by: flyyhigh | December 18, 2007 at 12:06 AM
Quick! An unspeakable horror! Catch it, catch it!
Posted by: Q | December 18, 2007 at 01:47 PM
Quick! An unspeakable horror! Catch it, catch it!
Posted by: Q | December 18, 2007 at 01:48 PM
Quick! An unspeakable horror! Catch it, catch it!
Posted by: Q | December 18, 2007 at 01:48 PM
Gah. Maybe I'm the unspeakable horror of double-and-triple-posting. But I guess not, considering how I didn't spell that and as of yet am still alive (and I'm not ash yet either).
Posted by: Q | December 18, 2007 at 01:49 PM