The Five Most Frightening Halloween Costumes I Saw This Year

...while taking my son trick-or-treating

1. The Passive-Aggressive Parent
2. The Businesswoman-At-Rest (The nondescript bowl of individually-wrapped baby carrots was a nice touch)
3. The Climatologically Ignorant Teen
4. The Overly Talkative Man (it was very realistic)
5. The Rabbit-Who-Watches

Comments

[Q]

I think I know number four...

[Taiger]

EEEK!!!! Baby carrots!

[Enna Isilee]

*waits for Microstory Monday because can not think of anything even remotely worth posting. And then realizes the contradictoriness of this post.*

[the wife]

I actually got chills reading #5. C-R-E-E-P-Y.