Five subtle ways to demonstrate your disapproval

...of Big Media's perpetuation of false standards of beauty

1. Create a "Comeliness Shrine" in your basement and populate it with heads taken from pretty people. Smirk at the grisly display often.
2. If male, wear spandex biking shorts and a bright-colored sleeveless top with the word "ADONIS" on it. If female, carry a naked barbie doll around and insist people talking to you address the doll.
3. Make disgusted little "feh" noises every time you see someone you think is attractive. Also sneer.
4. Get hard-to-miss implants in one or more body parts and afterwards sadly introduce yourself to everyone as "Evil's plaything"
5. If YOU are a pretty person, express solidarity with your ugly brothers and sisters by keeping your hands moist with the body fluid of your choice.

NOTE: I've heard these techniques also work when renegotiating union contracts, though your mileage may vary.

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You missed "Pile up pictures of "pretty" people in a heavily trafficked parking lot and ceremoniously burn them while chanting and running in front of cars driven by pretty people."