- You have water-bears living in the cavities of your head
- Secondary consequences of treating "love stings" from your pet jellyfish
- The charnel pit in your basement is unsanitary
- The person responsible for your care and feeding wants you to stay weak
- That psychiatrist didn't know what he was talking about. "Schizophreniform," my left goat! Like that's even a word.
I swear it's just allergies.
Posted by: the wife | September 28, 2007 at 01:55 PM
Friday Fives don't seem to be as disturbing as your Microstories, so I'm afraid you don't get another disturbed face to add to your collection! :)
Posted by: Q | September 28, 2007 at 02:22 PM
Thank you for confirming #4 Shannon.
Posted by: Enna Isilee | September 29, 2007 at 08:20 AM