- Any subsequent legitimate raging will be taken less seriously
- You will slowly forget what "Truth" is as your coworkers begin feeding you a constant stream of ameliorating lies
- You risk having a heart attack in a place where people will look quizzically at your inert form and cautiously prod you with dry erase markers for several minutes before calling the paramedics
- You'll lose all that precious wrath you've been bottling up for the next time someone cuts you off on the freeway
- You might be mistaken for the boss and given additional responsibility
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Or they'll call the asylum and book you a room. :D
Posted by: Taiger | September 07, 2007 at 12:31 PM
Words to live by.
Posted by: Enna Isilee | September 08, 2007 at 08:00 AM
True, Enna Isilee, true. Hey, are you going to bring bean dip to the next FIaIR meeting? ;)
Posted by: Taiger | September 08, 2007 at 02:55 PM
So long as you don't ask me what's in it. Sure.
Posted by: Enna Isilee | September 09, 2007 at 11:36 AM
I think he's already booked.
FIaIR?
Posted by: Q | September 10, 2007 at 03:41 PM
Fly into an Irrational Rage.
Posted by: Faith | September 10, 2007 at 11:16 PM
OH. I get it.
Oh, my gosh. He didn't put up a Microstory Monday!
Posted by: Q | September 11, 2007 at 04:22 PM
Hey, Dean, at church the other day we were talking about the terrible effects in Jamacia of Hurricane Dean. I thought they meant you, but I guess I was wrong.
Posted by: Faith | September 11, 2007 at 08:12 PM
This is a late comment, but I think #5 has already happened to me.
Posted by: Stubby LaRue | September 19, 2007 at 03:15 PM