- While plugged in to the conference room projector during a particularly boring portion of a meeting, browsing to Ask.com and submitting "Are there ants living in my eyeballs?" as my question
- Writing the word "WINDOW" on a window pane near my cubicle with a whiteboard marker (it wipes off, don't worry. I'm changing it to "DOOR" next week)
- Expressing my disapproval of ideas in meetings by hissing
- Writing "i love you, johnny" on the whiteboard in an empty conference room, then writing "DO NOT ERASE" above it
- Start every meeting I run by identifying the most vociferously opinionated person in the room and having everyone agree beforehand that the person in question is always right and need not try to convince us of the fact
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And are there ants living in your eyeballs?
Posted by: Katee | August 03, 2007 at 05:16 PM
Poor Jeeves. Poor, poor Jeeves.
And poor Johnny.
Posted by: Enna Isilee | August 03, 2007 at 06:51 PM
number five is such a good idea. People should do it more often.
Posted by: hwalk | August 05, 2007 at 05:44 PM
You should change it to "Mystic Portal" after "Door."
Posted by: Q | August 10, 2007 at 12:37 PM