- On my front porch
- On salads (those are NOT almond slivers)
- In my pockets
- Inside my mail
- On my fingers
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In regards to #4: Those are not fingernails, sir, they are the small-scale knuckle shields you ordered. We take this to mean your package has arrived.
Posted by: Diminutive Body Armor, Inc. | July 21, 2007 at 06:06 AM
In regards to #5: Been there. Been there.
Posted by: Enna Isilee | July 21, 2007 at 11:13 AM
Uh, well, in regards to #1, my apologies. I was just trying to catch a glimpse of the brilliant author of my favorite novels, and I saw a huge shadow lurk behind the window, and I kinda got a little nervous.
Bad habits and all that.
Posted by: A Fan | July 23, 2007 at 08:57 PM
Oh that was you? I was just across the street!
Posted by: Enna Isilee | July 28, 2007 at 07:50 AM
I was in the tree. :)
Posted by: Taiger | August 01, 2007 at 08:25 PM
If only I had known.
Posted by: Enna Isilee | August 02, 2007 at 12:55 PM