Five answers you can give friends when they ask you why they don't recognize themselves in the mirror

1. "Maybe someone broke into your house and replaced all your mirrors with portraits of Elton John, because you look the same to me."
2. "I think that's how the tight ball of Evil inside you says 'Hello.' You probably want to ignore it."
3. "You're wearing glasses, and really, you look completely different when you've got glasses on."
4. "Look, if you want attention, there are better ways than wearing a mask of human skin. Gross."
5. "I'm sorry, do I know you?"

Comments

[Shawn]

"It's not unusual, most vampires don't."

[Taiger]

:D

[Enna Isilee]

Well I think I look really different in the mirror when I take my glasses off. Mostly because I'm just one big blur.

[Liz]

Amen to that, Enna Isilee.