Five Things I've Done This Month While in Meetings of Leviathan-Class Boredom

1. Make origami cubes from post-it notes
2. Tie little nooses into the power, phone, and ethernet cables under the table and alternately hang them around my neck
3. Loudly match the breathing patterns of the nearest person
4. Draw a crude stick figure with large feet and a beard, title it "Rasputin" and look at it every two to three minutes, stifling a laugh every time
5. Write "T-E-A-M" and "W-O-R-K" on the knuckles of each hand and punch the air excitedly every time the subject is mentioned

Comments

[Enna Isilee]

And why haven't you lost your job yet?

Just curious.

[Gretchen]

I'm still trying to decide which of these I'm going to steal first...
Honestly, I think I just want to use the phrase "Leviathan-class boredom" in casual conversation tomorrow.

[Faith]

and what is so weird about any of these? well... my dad would murder you in cold blood if he found out about number two. logn story, just... don't.

[Shawn]

I suppose, then, that one could, in fact, die of boredom. Death by power cable. Tragic.

[Jeff]

Is it strange that I believe that you really did all these things in plain sight of coworkers, who must by now just be totally impervious to your antics. I vote for T-E-A-M W-O-R-K boxing.

[Stubby LaRue]

Please post the instructions for the origami cubes. I attend boring meetings too.

[clairedelune]

numbers 3, 4, and 5 are the most hilarous. love that the stick figure is of rasputin. lol