Five Situations In Which Attaching An Accreditation Acronym to Your Name Won't Make You Sound Like A Shiny Red Afterpart
- You don't actually possess the accreditation in question
- It changes your last name into a completely different word (Alberto Mias, MA)
- You can visibly be identified as someone with nothing to live for
- You are a year or a time of day
- The lack of attached letters to your name would somehow endanger the lives of innocents (Dean Hale, RMSF)
Ha ha. Sadly, numbers 1, 3, and 5 apply to me. Hee hee. Anyway...today's my birthday!
Posted by: Burning | May 25, 2007 at 02:46 PM
Oh no, I don't really have Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever!
Posted by: Burning | May 25, 2007 at 02:47 PM
I'm a proud member of the EPA. (Evil People Agency.) Sorry, long-standing joke that few here will get. This post reminded me of it. But if you do get it, please answer: how is Sherman? Oh, and thanks for the poncho; it still fits. (le gasp!)
Love, Lucy, a member of
IAFDAOIABICAYALIYD (Impared Africans Fighting Defamation Against Other Impared Africans Because it's Cool and You're a Loser If You Don't).
Posted by: Burning | May 25, 2007 at 03:01 PM
Sorry. That's enough posts. Really....sorry.
Posted by: Burning | May 25, 2007 at 03:03 PM
One more, Burning, and you could have your own Friday Fives called "Comments to Dean's Friday Fives!" :D
Posted by: Gretchen | May 25, 2007 at 05:21 PM
That was awesome.
Posted by: Carson | May 28, 2007 at 07:31 PM