Friday Fives

The Five Reasons I Know Other People Exist

1. That smell has to be coming from somewhere
2. You aren't me, at least for the time being
3. I'm not lonely
4. I am awarded 25 quatloos each time one of my drill thralls wins a match
5. I can see them and everything I see is real

Comments

[Taiger]

I've been wondering about that.

[Marcus Aurelius]

Ah, the quatloo. Descartes' *Meditationes de prima Philosophia* foreshadowed that particular epistemological treasure while coining (if you'll pardon the pun) the phrase "Accipio Quatloos, ergo sum". This, of course, gave rise to the rumor that René was a Triskelion, rather than a rationalist.

[Stubby LaRue]

This one deserved more than two comments, so I am making one. Thank you for your insight.