Five Things You Can Do To Keep Sane
"They really work!"
-Dean Hale, dreadcrumbs.com
"They really work!"
-Dean Hale, dreadcrumbs.com
- Hold brief conversations with the voices in your head before you start actually hearing them.
- Treat everyone as if they were absolutely out of their mind, but be polite about it. Humor them.
- Keep one or two people at hand who will hug you at least once without an agenda, and then stay well away from everyone else.
- Spend an entire day each month pretending to be either an animal or something undead (ghosts are okay). The whole day. It doesn't work if you cheat.
- While among others, ponder on the frightfully numerous ways you could kill a person with your bare hands. If you are small and weak, think on how fast you can run. If you are small, weak, and slow, catalog all the hiding places you have.
First of all, I beat you Enna Isilee. ;) Second, thank you Dr. Dean for your help with my sanity. :D
Posted by: Taiger | April 27, 2007 at 11:50 PM
I used to think sanity was just a dream, the kind of luxury only the rich and naturally vivacious could enjoy. But now, that dream is one-conversation-with-my-inner-voices away from becoming a reality. Thanks, dreadcrumbs!
Posted by: Lenore | April 28, 2007 at 11:56 AM
numbers two and three work best.
Posted by: Faith | April 28, 2007 at 03:46 PM
How did you get Dean Hale to comment on this? I've tried and he's really exclusive. Now I know that these work.
Oh and Taiger, *pouts* you only beat me because my internet went down.
Posted by: Enna Isilee | April 28, 2007 at 06:40 PM
No, I beat you cause I gots skills. ;)
Posted by: Taiger | April 30, 2007 at 12:55 PM