Five Personally Tested Ways To Get People To Stop Bugging You
- Greet them with a kiss on the forehead
- Eat the chocolate you keep under your fingernails
- Cover your mouth and scream politely every two or three minutes
- Every time your name is spoken, smile and say "You may call me Papa."
- Laugh heartily at every third thing they say
Hm...
So let's say I were to bug you, so then you would start to do these things then that would bug me, so I would do these things and that would bug you, and then you did these things then that would bug me, so I would do these things and that would bug you, and then you did these things then that would bug me, so I would do these things and...
Actually, nevermind. I'm not sure any of these things would bug you.
Posted by: Enna Isilee | April 20, 2007 at 02:55 PM
Ha! I love it!
I am SO gonna be trying these out when people bug me. But not in my hometown, that'd be far too embarrassing.
I'll do it when we go on our two week vacation. It'd be impossible not to be bugged by someone for two weeks!
Posted by: Katee | April 21, 2007 at 08:40 AM
Thanks for the tips Dean!
Posted by: Sylvia | April 22, 2007 at 01:57 AM
The scary thing is, I have actually tried some of these same methods in my life. And Dean is right, they do work, but in, well, interesting ways.
Posted by: MAYday | April 22, 2007 at 04:49 PM
What kind of interesting ways? I want to know what to expect.
Posted by: Katee | April 23, 2007 at 06:20 AM