The Nicknames I'll Give My Five Remaining Toes Should I Lose The Other Four in A Bizarre Combination of Accidents
- "Brother Newt"
- "Gristy McSquig"
- "Sister Hillary"
- "Peter Pointer, The Spectacular Spider-Toe"
- "Lil' Bandit"
Why do you only have 9 toes?
Posted by: Tink | April 06, 2007 at 03:18 PM
that was my first question, too. I hope there's not a dark and dour story with the answer.
Posted by: Faith | April 06, 2007 at 03:22 PM
or am I correct that you wish us to imagine dark things all night?
maybe a laugh of an elder one took it as a baby...... ah! *rolls eyes in a half-sarcastic half-terrorized roll*
Posted by: Faith | April 06, 2007 at 09:47 PM
Hmm, that's what I was wondering too.
Posted by: Katee | April 07, 2007 at 05:25 AM
My cousin only has 9 toes. One of them got ripped off in an excercise bike. Greusome I know. but true.
Posted by: Enna Isilee | April 07, 2007 at 11:36 AM
I don't know this site is weird-ish so I dont' if I believe you........?
Posted by: Faith | April 07, 2007 at 09:13 PM
"The Nicknames I'll Give My Five Remaining Toes Should I Lose The Other Four in A Bizarre Combination of Accidents"
That is so hilarious! How on earth do you manage to think up such weird stuff, Dean?
Posted by: Sylvia | April 09, 2007 at 01:59 AM
Nobody made the connection to the item in the wet bag on the next microstory, did they?
Posted by: Stubby LaRue | April 19, 2007 at 10:03 AM