Five Things I've Discovered You Should Never Hit When Frustrated Or Angry
- Brick walls (flays knuckles)
- Goats (difficult to explain, just DON'T HIT THEM)
- Your stupid, stupid legs (why won't they run?)
- The back of any non-broken living skull (ouchy; causes vomit spray)
- Your fellow man (sparks the inevitable pummeling cascade that you just can't stop if you wanted to even when your target has crumpled to the ground in a quivering heap and you relish in the knowledge that your fury makes you strong and your heart beats loud in your ears like a battle drum calling you to war; also, it's mean)
I'm kinda worried about you Dean...
Who have you killed?
Or for that matter, how many?
Posted by: Enna Isilee | February 16, 2007 at 04:51 PM
Heh heh heh. My neighbor keeps goats. They make WAY too much noise.
Posted by: Celes | February 17, 2007 at 09:06 AM
when you're angry, also don't hit a tree. i still have marks on my fists.
Posted by: Faith | March 12, 2007 at 11:25 PM