Friday Fives

Five Life Lessons I've Learned From Being a Parent

1. Short things are cuter than tall things
2. There is no food you can't eat with your hands
3. If wearing the right undergarments, you can comfortably sit in your own waste for up to two hours
4. The majority of all useful conversation can be accomplished with grunts and gestures
5. All parents want to eat their kids, whether they admit it or not

Comments

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Guilty, number 5.

Actually, no, not a parent, but this brilliance couldn't go without a single comment.