Top Five Methods I Employ To Shorten Lengthy Meetings
- With a flurry of bluster and pomp, take control of the meeting, either ending it immediately or embarking on a loud monologue about how much I love Stephen Covey
- Stand up and take one step to the door each time someone gives an uncomfortable laugh
- Call the meeting's conference number with my cell phone and repetitively beep S-O-S with the keypad
- Hiss in disgust at every suggestion anyone, including me, makes
- Slowly pop the letter keys off my laptop's keyboard and then loudly whisper "Do you want to play scrabble?" to the person seated next to me
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