After the Crash
I wake to see the passengers of my charter huddled around a fire. The one nearest me turns and sees me, his eyes widening.
"He's awake," he whispers, and the others turn to look.
Struggling to stand and failing, I blink several times, trying to clear my head. "How long have I been out?" I ask.
They all keep staring, and finally someone says, "Four days." And then, "We're sorry."
"Sorry?" I say, confused, and the speaker's eyes flick downward.
Looking down, I see both my feet and several inches of leg are missing.
"We ran out of food," he continues. "There's still some left, if you're hungry."
After doing the cadaver lab at my school today, I can tell you that your psaos major on your leg is similar to filet mignon. I can't blame them.
(OK, I'm kidding. After experiencing cadavers, that's really gross.)
Posted by: Gretchen | November 06, 2006 at 02:34 PM
Ha! I really laughed when I read this story. I almost didn't get it because the word crash made me think of stock market crashes and the word charter made me think of bus charters instead of planes, probably because I see so many bus charters where I work. Still, that was a funny story to me, not just sick. Makes me think of "Lost".
Posted by: Callie | November 14, 2006 at 10:00 PM