Five Best Reasons To Fake My Own Death
- When I'm later seen wandering listlessly, people will assume I'm a zombie, instead of just shiftless
- There's nothing quite as existentially empowering as blowing off your own funeral
- People will treat any future voice mail messages I leave with the awe and wonder they deserve
- I can ensure cause of death is much cooler (disintegration by malevolent sun-creatures) than it would most likely really be (spleen fatigue)
- If I don't, they'll just keep looking for my body
By far the best Friday Fives ever written.
Posted by: Liz | November 17, 2006 at 04:00 PM
#3 rocks. 'Nuff said.
Posted by: Gretchen | November 20, 2006 at 01:31 PM
thought provoking
Posted by: Doc Bollywood | November 25, 2006 at 11:53 PM