Friday Fives

The five most recent completely innocuous things I have done that seem to have disturbed my wife

1. Changed my work laptop's wallpaper to an overexposed photograph of an old well in a forest clearing
2. Knelt in the doorway to our laundry room and scratched my back
3. Asked her if she also heard someone moving around in the garage
4. Massaged the swelling in my injured leg
5. May or may not have chosen to let a family of spiders live in our bed

Comments

[Shawn]

I only see a problem if the swelling of the injured leg and the itching of the back were due to bites from the family of very loud spiders that moved from the garage to the bed. Of course, that doesn't account for the well.