Friday Fives

Five Reasons Why My Toddler Son Might Be A Robot

1. He is short
2. He has an intuitive understanding of "The Beep" as a method of information transfer
3. He doesn't understand the concept of Human Dominance and the Subjugation of Automata, and whenever I bring it up, he tries to change the subject
4. He converses freely with appliances
5. He grows more powerful every day

Comments

[Stubby LaRue]

I believe you. Can I meet your son?

[A Number Three]

Wait, is his middle-name a cover for his REAL name: Hera?