My Five Least Favorite Things People Have Said To Me
5. "My hands are full, could you reach into my pocket and get my keys?"
4. "You can ride with me."
3. "We're all out of ham."
2. "I'll call you."
1. "A few people are coming over."
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September 15, 2006
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Try: "We're out of pork, chicken and beef. Would you like grilled chicken? For a dollar more?" at Cafe Rio. Unacceptable.
Posted by: Diana | September 15, 2006 at 05:15 PM
My least favorite: "You will recite your poem in front of the class *now*, before we all die of old age."
Posted by: Shawn | September 16, 2006 at 08:16 AM
My least favorite: "Stop reading that blog, it's written by a disturbing madman." Still, ever since I picked up Shannon Hale's books, I've read her husband's rather contrasting literature as well. Amazingly distorted.
Posted by: Liz | September 16, 2006 at 12:57 PM
"Have you ever been hit in the face with a shovel before, or is this going to be a first for you?"
Posted by: Marcus Aurelius | September 18, 2006 at 10:12 AM
"Acini di pepe? No, no, that's not acini di pepe."
Posted by: Laura | September 18, 2006 at 01:30 PM
How about; "hey don't worry, I've got your part in our skit all worked out for the family reunion next month, but we need to practice."
Posted by: jeff | September 19, 2006 at 02:12 PM