The Five Most Common Personal Stories I Tell To Frighten Off Potential Acquaintences
5. "Beat The Bus"
4. "20 Foot Fall onto Barbed Wire"
3. "The Taste of Electricity"
2. "Rage Vs. Plate Glass"
1. "Deep of Night + Diarrhea + Ants = Terror"
All painfully true.
Ugh. I'd forgotten about #1. That was harrowing. And it might interest some to know that #2 occured when Dean was just a 3-year-old bundle of terror.
Posted by: the wife | July 21, 2006 at 01:28 PM
Considering this listing, it's a wonder you've survived this long. Congratulations! You are the first person I have yet found who is more accident-prone than my brother.
Posted by: Shawn | July 21, 2006 at 02:19 PM
But the scary part, Shawn, is that none of these were "accidents"
Posted by: the wife | July 24, 2006 at 02:09 PM
None of these were accidents? He must have a lot of enemies.
Posted by: Shawn | July 25, 2006 at 11:08 AM