Friday Fives

The top five explanations I give when people ask about the blood on my fingers and mud on my shoes
5. I sleepwork at an open-air meat packing plant
4. It isn't blood and mud, it's paint and clay, and I'm into midnight crafts
3. I go for early-morning strolls in open fields cloudy with fat mosquitos
2. I've been "working in my garden."
1. I compete in underground "Forefinger Brawls," where opponents battle to the ouch using only their index fingers.

Comments

[holly]

wow, like thumb wrestling on steroids. that´s intense.