Spicing Up The Track

I'm not advocating animal mistreatment. I love animals. Animal torture probably bothers me more than people torture. Unless they're kid people. In any case, bad.

All I'm saying is that I think everyone would enjoy greyhound racing more if there were little monkeys in jockey suits that rode the dogs. That would rock. Assuming, you know, that they were both into it. And I'm sure they would be. Dogs love to run, and monkeys like to...um...ride dogs.

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[Serena]

At last! Someone brave enough to say what we've all been thinking all along. Thank you.

[stubby larue]

You should probably rent an old WC Fields movie. I think that this was once very popular.