Friday Fives

The Top Five most ridiculous excuses I use to justify my own laziness

5. I prefer to live "outside the false construct of Time"
4. I wasn't aware I was actually supposed to be doing something with my life
3. I'm doing personal research on the seven deadly sins, starting with Sloth
2. I'm waiting until after the Apocalypse to see if I'm dead or not
1. I couldn't bear the soul crushing post-task self mockery

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[the wife]

Honey, did you clean out the dishwasher last night like I asked or are you still living outside the false construct of Time?