The Top Five phrases that would have made my extended airport layover more bearable if occasionally appended to the end of the oft-heard "Mr. Jones, please report to the podium at Gate C26 for a message."
5. "...about how you too can make thousands of dollars from the privacy of your own home."
4. "...in a bottle."
3. "...of deadly import."
2. "...within a message."
1. "...from beyond the grave."
I just read Shannon Hale's desciption of the food you ate in New Orleans; WOW! Party hardy!
And I was just starting my diet. Now I'm starved.
Posted by: Bonnie | June 28, 2006 at 12:56 AM