Here's what I'm thinking right now: Hot + Dark = Creepy.
Because things are supposed to be warmed by the sun. Or fire. Or plasma spheres, whatever. They glow. Things that give off heat should give off light. If they don't, like I said, it's creepy.
Warm little animal bodies sewn into the lining of your winter coat? Creepy.
The blind and idiotic hive of igneous men raging at the earth's core? Creepy.
The enclosed viscera of your constantly excreting body? Creepy.
Electric blankets? I mean, really! Electric blankets? Creepy.
That's why I prefer to pass my nights cold. To remind me I'm not trapped in the body of a fetus or being slowly digested in my sleep. No thank you. Sleep itself is creepy enough.
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