Have you ever done something that later you realized made absolutely no sense? I once wrote "Beware of Goat" on a post-it note and stuck it under a cabinet in one of my apartments in college. No one would ever see it, not unless they were lying on the countertop for some reason. And even if they did, it's not really that funny. Who knows, it may still be there, depending on the strength of post-it glue. But why did I do it? Unknown. Also, I was really into the Smurfs as a kid. Yeah. I don't know either.
Probably more common, though, is seeing other people do or say things that are completely baffling. I mean, people do and say things all the time that I wouldn't do, but you can often puzzle out their motivations, and the universe can still make some sort of sense.
But sometimes, you can't make those motivations out. Or if you can, they don't really make sense. Like seeing someone drink their own urine, cut lines into their arms (unless they're keeping a tally of how many people they've knocked off), or be mean. Really, there isn't any reason to be mean unless you have a legitimate shot at being a regional dictator.
I bring all this up, though, to call your attention to the reason why people do such unintelligible things.
Orbital Mind Control Lasers.
People that do have a shot at being regional (or world) dictators are using terrible technology to make you do things you wouldn't otherwise do. It's the only plausible explanation (I have other, less plausible ones). I mean, if there weren't such things, that would mean the entire world was insane. Or stupid. Or both. That's ridiculous, so put on your tinfoil hats. It blocks the lasers.
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