Asthma
I struggle to inhale as I tie some string tightly to the little hole in the center of the razor blade.
When I place the steel on the back of my tongue, I am aware of a vague machine-oil favor, and in tasting it, I actually swallow the blade a bit earlier than I had planned. I feel a little twinge, but it goes down easily. No harm done.
Taking hold of the end of the string dangling between my lips, I try to take another breath, and find that I can't.
Oh well, I think. This should open things right up.
And then I pull the string.
that's so gross
Posted by: Emily Fairchild | November 21, 2005 at 12:00 PM
K, i'm seriously gagging. i can't believe i married you.
Posted by: the wife | November 21, 2005 at 01:18 PM
That's one of the best ones yet - or one of the worst... depends on which way you look at it, I guess. I agree with the 'gross' statement though.
Wanders off feeling vaguely ill...
Posted by: Samantha Kotz | November 21, 2005 at 03:27 PM
Ick! That makes my throat hurt just reading that!
Posted by: MegPow | November 22, 2005 at 06:09 AM
But how will that razor blade feel coming out?
Posted by: Anonymous | November 23, 2005 at 03:01 PM