A Drafty Housewarming

Change can be terrifying for most of us. A new job, a new house, getting out of prison, hair in strange places. You know. Sometimes just putting on clean clothes in the morning is too much to ask, I know. Believe me, I know.

Anyway, this pervasive change-fear being what it is, I wanted to reassure my visitors that, despite the web address change, this blog is still the same itchy pit that it has always been. I know that the Anonymice that visit might be having difficulty getting up the guts to comment, but it really is okay. All you have to do is LIE. Make a false identity up, if you have to. The computer won't know your soul is rotten with the stench of deceit. I'll know, but nobody cares about what I know except the NSA.

And now I need to bite the bullet and put on fresh underwear. Turning it inside out only works once, and I want to feel fresh for tomorrow's Bird Feast.

Comments

[Anonymous]

I'm not scared to post.

[Abrave Anonymouse]

Okay. Here you go.